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CForce by Chuck Norris 3 Liter Premium Natural Artesian Water

$ 2.5

Availability: 100 in stock
  • Product: Water
  • Volume: 3 L
  • Condition: New
  • All returns accepted: ReturnsNotAccepted
  • Brand: CForce by Chuck Norris
  • Food Aisle: Pantry

    Description

    Are you a fan of the greatest martial artist and Texas Ranger of all time? Well now you can feel like it by hydrating yourself with the very H20 that Chuck Norris himself drinks and gets from his very own ranch in Navasota, Texas. By the way, I live in Navasota! That means you are getting this water from the very hometown of the legend himself. I am also the only supplier on Ebay and the internet who can get you an actual great deal. There is more where this comes from! As a customer of mine you will get this water at the lowest possible price and fastest possible speed. Let us do business together. That is enough of my sales pitch. Now listen to the words of the master himself.
    A FORCE OF
    NATURE
    ®
    Pure. Powerful. Perfect.
    ®
    There’s no other way to describe water that erupts from the ground with such clarity and smoothness.
    From a sustainable source deep underneath Chuck Norris’ Lone Wolf Ranch,
    we add nothing and take nothing away. It is 23,000 year-old Ice Age water.
    CForce doesn’t flow from the ground—it bursts from an artesian aquifer with the same unharnessed power and intensity you’d expect from Chuck Norris’ roundhouse kick.
    To maintain the power and purity of the force, CForce is bottled at the source and delivered straight to you, not touched and unlike any other.
    CForce artesian water is filtered through volcanic rock before being deposited into a deep, sustainable aquifer. The water emerges rich in natural electrolytes which raise its alkalinity and from a source so deep, it is void of any biological factors. The aquifer cultivates clear, clean water with a high pH and deliciously smooth taste due to its natural silica content. We take pride in the purity and taste of CForce water and the eco-friendliness of our bottling facility.
    CForce is not just water. It is Chuck Norris' water. It is a roundhouse kick of hydration.
    But it doesn’t stop there – CForce is also a force of good. In looking for new ways to raise money for Chuck and Gena’s non-profit, KickstartKids, CForce Bottling Company was founded with that very mission. A portion of proceeds benefit
    Kickstart Kids
    : a program that supports at-risk middle and high schoolers by providing martial arts instead of P.E. alongside extracurricular classes, events and competitions. Kickstart Kids is an award-winning, in-school character development program that uses karate to teach life-changing values and self-confidence to youth